I am a little crazed with Etsy right now so I am just stopping in to say hi.
And also to announce that I have had so many million dollar ideas lately it’s not even funny.
For example, why don’t they get off their asses already and make some all pink bags of Starbursts? I would so buy those.
Also, there so should be an organic latte at Starbucks. I can’t believe that’s not an option yet considering the wave of obsesso organic green freakitude that appears to be sweeping the nation. They do have a special web site where you can send your “coffee ideas” but I am so sure. I am not giving them my million dollar idea for FREE.
I got a gift certificate for a massage for mother;s day and I have to admit I have NEVER HAD A MASSAGE! Isn’t that the craziness? So here is my question I am wondering about which is should I be nervous about all of the naked touching? I mean, can leave my underpants on?
Speaking of which, panties is one of my top ten hated words and I refuse to use it ever. My other top ten hated words are moist, crotch, lips, and budding. I know that isn’t ten words but I like to have room to grow. Also, I think Mr. E likes to use all of these words together as often as possible just to annoy me. Who says romance is dead?
So I can’t stop thinking about last week’s Gossip Girl ending and how effing awesome it was. Then I was forced to admit that I have a HUGE girl crush on Blake Lively. Not like I want to make out with her though, more like I wish I was her and I think she is the bees knees. At times past I have also had girl crushes on Keri Russell, Katie Holmes, whoever it is that plays Sam on General Hospital, Kate Bosworth, Ali Larter, Michelle Rodriguez, and the one, the only, Queen Latifah. I will admit I still love the Queen. She just seems so cool and awesome. I actually saw Last Holiday in the theater and if that’s not a sign of a girl crush I don’t know what is.
So anyone out there have any good girl crushes? Or million dollar ideas? Or Top Ten Most Hated Words? I’ll just be sitting here frantically sewing and picking all the pink starbursts out of the bag.
Orange = blech.
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I am right there with you on “panties”. Blech. I stick with underwear or underpants.
Maybe you could for a Starburst collective using Craigslist? You could post looking for people who like all the other colors, then you could all get together and divvy up all the colors to the appropriate eaters. Because if you are a serious pink starbust lover, you would go to that extreme.
Or all-red bag of Starbursts! Even better!
Girl crushes: Jennifer Aniston, Vanessa Marcil (when she was Brenda on GH), also Keri Russell, Sophia Bush, Kristen Bell (but, really, only as Veronica), Rory Gilmore (not the actress, the character and only during the college years, Reese Witherspoon and … you know, this list is getting awkwardly long, so I’ll stop.
Million dollar idea: I don’t know how any companies would actually jump on board with this, but I’ve always thought it would be great if you found something you love online and could click a button to receive an e-mail as soon as it went on sale. I don’t know how many things I’ve stumbled across — AND LOVED — and then promptly forgot about because they were full price and too expensive.
I hate the orange ones too! I pick orange out of everything and give them over to ANYONE that will take them. IMO there shouldn’t be orange in anything!
My sister hates moist as well. It makes her shudder.
My girl crush is Angelina, now and forever. I must admit that after Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I have to add Mila Kunis now too. I also love Ali Larter.
I used to work at a massage studio. You totally get to wear your underwear and it’s really not that weird as soon as you get under the blanket. They are trained in “draping”.
Speaking of underwear ‘panties’ is in my top 3 of most hated words. Definitely. I have ALWAYS hated it.
I know I have girl crushes and million dollar ideas, but I can’t think of them right now.
I know, right? The pink ones are CLEARLY best. I do like the orange ones second-best, though.
Ha ha about not ten words!
I’ve never had a massage either.
I second the nomination for an all-cherry bag of Starburst. I’m pretty easy to please though as I like all of the flavors. Wait, not the tropical flavors. Love the sours.
Right there with you on “panties”. “Moist” is another one that drives me nuts. I have another one that I can’t even write it triggers the ol’ gag reflex so.
Re: massages. I usually just take my underpants off and get cozy under the blanket. I’m the biggest prude around but figure since my go-to spa is fairly hoighty and therefore (I would assume) hygienic why the heck not? I guess it’s all just a matter of personal comfort!
I never use the words panties either - I prefer undies. One of my best friends grew up calling them lollies.
Oh, and I’ve never had a massage either. Good to ask about the undergarments - I imagine it could be a rather confusing few minutes when you’re torn between stripping to skivvies and going commando. Don’t want to create an awkward situation for anyone involved
That is hilarious. I thought I was the only person alive who cringed at the sound of “panties.” Another word I hate: tweak. I have to leave now and gag.
“scrotum” need i say more…
Ballsac.
And I don’t mean the literature dude…
hahaha… I am not sure what made me laugh the most, the blog post or the comments.
I want a bag of just purple skittles. Or just red. I would love that. Get rid of those freakin lemon ones. There is way too large a ratio between the good flavors and the lemon.
My million dollar idea is self-cleaning toilets. just push a button and away it swirls and sanitizes. Not that I have any idea HOW that may work, but it would sure be great!
Hated words: masticate. ew. panties doesn’t bother me, but i like to say underpants instead because it sounds funny. Most of the words I don’t like are dirty and/or derogatory anyway, so there is no use in posting them. My friend hated “moist” and I used to use it all the time. Because I am a good friend.
I don’t like the word aggravate because it is used so improperly that it bothers me.
I am more bothered by bad grammar than specific words.